So lets all agree, the american men’s olympic swimming teams god some ripped HOTTIES on it.
Helloooooo Ryan Lochte
And I’m not even that into ripped dude. I mean my favorite men are those sort of skinny jean wearing poetry writing vegans, but I will totally APPRECIATE the fact that his stomach looks like tanned and toned Tetris blocks.
Also some times he wears super cute speedoes: (i used to wear speedoes, I NEVER looked like that) (also last time I wore one I was 14)
but these ribbed and handosme (nipple self tweaking men) are not my favorite things of the sea.
Let me introduce to you:
But my favorite things of the sea are most definitely this Beluga Whale dancing to a mariachi band. (granted it shits like half way though this, but thats because it’s like so excited. sometimes I almost poo myself with excitement so I totally understand why this Beluga Whale did.