off the the burn

yay. back on september 5th. x


Clued In, sharked out.

Where oh where did the word Clue come from?

WATCH THIS AMAZING VIDEO AND you shall totally find out

I love people, and I love words. I also love this book which is about people and the framework of how words create, sustain and invoke reality. If you’re looking for a summer read check it out.

It’s awesome. Even if you afraid of Sharks. Like I am. Even book sharks scare me. Like the one below. whilst looking at it just imagine its going all DUN DUNNN DUNNN DUNN. (thats the jaw’s theme music fyi)



You Know what’s not scary however. The greenland shark. They are the granny drivers on the thru way of shark world.

If you want feel free to watch this totally moody slide show of the green land shark looking all fierce.





Tranny youth, Gosling future.

Now I did not ‘claim’ this dick way back when it was in the Micky Mouse Club. In fact the only thing I laid claim too was the Kingdom of Oaken Forrest. (I grew up on oak street, in a forrest, I’m not exactly inspired when it comes to naming kingdoms)

Oaken Forrest was a small kingdom. Really the only people there were me and my crown princess barbie. She was fierce. She was also my Bestie. WE DID EVERYTHING TOGETHER. Which given the fact that I was four, mainly involved running around in the grass and brewing potions in my garden out of crab apples and food dye.

not my barbie, BUT toats fashionable

Later I became all MANLY and totally through her into the woods. I found her years later. A vine had grown through a missing leg and out her arm. It was macabre. I felt like the devil kid in Toy Story. I AM SO ASHAMED that I treated her so poorly. But whatever I was five. And by that point I had out grown barbie and had grown into dressing myself up in red pumps and cocktales dressed. I often wore crowns made of garlands of grass I took off the tires from the lawn mower. THATS RIGHT I was resourceful.

rocking that dress in a vogue off the shoulder fashionista way

But wait what was that claim his dick shit about before this trip down tranny memory lane? Just watch the video Below. That woman is more ferocious than like ANYTHING. she’s my 2012 idol.She’s so fierce that if Ryan was like “Hey, Shelton, I totally want you to be my snuggle monkey for life.” I’d be all like. “Ryan, DREAM FACE, you got to check in with my girl first. She’s CLAIMED you.”

Yeah Ryan Gosling…. Dreamyyyyy

he leaves me blogless

I’m so very afraid.

CNN Political Ticker

(CNN) — U.S. Rep. Todd Akin, who won Missouri’s GOP Senate primary earlier this month and will face incumbent Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November’s general election, said Sunday that he misspoke when he claimed “legitimate rape” rarely resulted in pregnancy.

Answering a question about whether or not he thought abortion should be legal in the case of rape, Akin explained his opposition by citing unnamed bodily responses he said prevented pregnancy.

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Shakespeare KILLS it again


Did you know that my home girl shakespeare invented the word D.R.A.G. Yeah thats right bitches it stands for: “Dressed as a girl”. Or so the people on RUPAL season two said.



Which turns out to probs not be true. I mean it may have stood for “dressed as a girl” but if thats the case the acronym did not turn up till the early 19th century. So you know, it’s a little after Queen Shake Dat Spears time. But like  whatever, the man totally invented the world majestic. AND THAT WORDS FIERCE.

(He also invented puking…. ew…)

As a note drag, as in like ‘I’m a gonna drag this drunk mother fucker to the couch and throw his ass into the recovery position’ has the worlds most boring etymology and probably comes from the mid-low german word Draggen, to dredge. (though Draggen is dangerously close to DRAGON. so perhaps all early dragons were cross dresser.)

But whats more important, than dare I say it, Drag Queens, Is funny Shakespeare Meme’s.

Sucks to not get watered right?