despicable me 2… I want to be father right about now…

I CAN’t wait to have kids and take them to the cinema. there was this like 3 year old girl who legitimately thought she was popping the 3d bubbles in the film. Like she kept jumping out of her seat and smacking the air and it was just like HELLLO SOMEONE GIVE ME A BABY. i mean please first some one give me a high paying job in the arts with decent to almost absurdly good holiday time and an expense account, and let me do that for 5-7 years, amass some wealth, get married, find a couple of lesbians who want to queer co-parent in a fabulous brown stone in nyc. AND THEN i’m going to be so broody my beds going to be a nest.

http://www.soundbiteculture.com/2013/06/26/despicable-me-2-film-review/

 

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